Estimated reading time: 1 minutes —
OMG! I can’t believe I actually made it to 300 friends!! What with the incessant emails from Marky Mark, “Hi Van, I hate popular girls, and if you make one more friend request I’m kicking you off my website forever!”
How many times have I written the “My Life is a Violation of Your Terms of Service” letter to him… and then torn it up!?
Or the “Who died and made you a Quasi-National-Entity with power over my life / identity in the 21st century, yet with accountability to no one” letter. Yea, I tore those up too.
He’s such a J-E-R-K!!! I hope that’s not the only reason I love him! 😛
Whatever! I give up trying to understand! I made it to 300 in spite of you, my sweet jerk!