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Vaneeesa must be getting kind of bored in her virtual afterlife, the frequency of her postcards seems to be increasing. Well, anyway, apparently Van and Trill are having a little fuss over who gets to be SL High’s Homecoming Queen.
IDK if there’s a corporeality requirement for Queen, but I’m not asking Van that! You can ask her if you want!
Anyway, here’s what she says:
I’ve been challenged by a certain Second Life L-O-S-E-R by the name of Trill Zapatero who thinks she can beat me to the Homecoming Queen Tiara! Ha ha ha! What part of “scrawny white ass” doesn’t she understand??? Please give SWA Zapatero a message for me, k? “Two words: Bring it!”
My Dearest Trill,
Thank you so much for challenging me to a Homecoming Queen competition. I’m sure it will enliven your pathetic “Second Life,” and it will help me pass the time here in the virtual afterlife.
Notice: *I* am already wearing the tiara… and *You* N-E-V-E-R will!
Have a nice day darling!
Love & Kisses,
Sorry about this you guys, you know how hot headed, excited, and florid prose writing Van can get when it comes to Linden Lab, Free Speech, or Tiaras.
I know in the past Van has done both Polls and Photo Contests. But I thought for this it might be wise to avoid all the violence and ballot stuffing of a poll, and let the girls play it out in the more creative space of a photo contest.
So, I’ve created a “SL Homecoming Queen Smackdown” photo contest on Flickr.
I don’t have a free Tiara to give you, but if you check out SL Marketplace, they have dozens and dozens for L$15 and up:
Girls, Boys, Furrys, anybody can take their best Tiara photo in any virtual world they like, and add it to the group. That’s Vaneeesa’s at the top of this post, of course, and here’s mine! (it was pretty fun to do! 🙂
Oh, and I took my picture in Agnes Sharple’s incredible Winter Wonderland at Biscuit Bay, An Li! Yay Agnes!! 🙂