INSIDE MARK ZUCKERBERG’S GLOBAL BRAIN, 1 April – Meet Vanessa Blaylock, Vanessa Blaylock, Vanessa Blaylock, Vanessa Blaylock, Vanessa Blaylock, Vanessa Blaylock, Vanessa Blaylock, and last, but certainly not least, Vanessa Blaylock. Yes, in case you’re wondering, the person who contributes to this blog’s real name is Vaneeesa Blaylock, but when she joined Facebook on 2 May 2009 she was informed that Mr. Zuckerberg found her real name unacceptable, and so, in order to use the widely popular social network, she adopted the pseudonym Vanessa Blaylock and thus became one of 8 women whose unique lives are united under the shared name “Vanessa Blaylock,” at least within the domain of the global brain colloquially known as “Facebook” or “The Facebook,” arguably the only place on this earth that really matters, here in the 2nd decade of the 21st century.
If you’re not on Facebook, you don’t exist.
If 8 Vanessa Blaylock’s aren’t enough for you, you can always search on of those common names like “Vanessa Bartlett,” where Facebook can offer you a more robust 41 of them. Finally, before you scroll down to peruse all the Blaylocks on Facebook, you might like to click play on this video, so your scrolling can be accompanied by our cousin, Hannah Blaylock, lead vocalist for Eden’s Edge, singing Swingin’ Door:
– Vanessa Anne Blaylock