PORT OF LONG BEACH, 4 August — Today combatants from Red, Green, and Purple teams base jumped into a field of competition that included cheese throwing, noob throwing, and the deadly speedboat elimination chase. Although Jackie Graves (Graves Leather Latex Metal) and Xue Faith (Gallery Xue / Port of Long Beach) claimed to be noncombatants from neutral Switzerland, by providing uniforms (Graves) and a field of engagement (Xue) they essentially functioned as arms dealers, supplying all sides and secretly fueling the conflict.
So much for international diplomacy.
At least we look good when we clash. Here are your teams and their leaders:
T E A M . G R E E N
Pixelated Gina (Gina Broono)
Roxy (Chryste Rox)
T E A M . P U R P L E
Emma Peel (Pennyroyal Calamity)
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a (Vaneeesa Blaylock)
T E A M . R E D
Lek (Takara Ushimawa)
T E A M . S W I T Z E R L A N D
Jackie Graves – Graves Leather Latex Metal
Xue Faith – Gallery Xue / Port of Long Beach
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