SMO10b

BREAKING NEWS — LEA11 — 25 May — Despite the shocking news that Vice President Hamlet has spontaneously combusted in office, today’s SMO10b celebration continued as planned. President SMO used the day to choose a new running mate, and we are pleased to announce that she has chosen Mikati Slade. …

Good Grief

Mila Kunis was not impressed when her presenting partner Justin Timberlake declared at the 2011 Academy Awards, “I’m Banksy.” Apparently even the man who “brought sexy back”… not cool enough to be the world’s greatest living artist…. What do Banksy, Shepard Fairey, and for that matter, Mark Zuckerberg, have in common? …

Ronin Avatar

I was never really supposed to be. Actually I was just explaining “me” to someone tonight… and I realized that if you haven’t been reading this blog for months… it’s all kind of confusing. Pinocchio’s first original thought was here: http://vaneeesa.com/2011/03/03/pretty-stupid/ What’s-her-face’s despicable plan for my slavery was here: http://vaneeesa.com/2011/01/05/previz-do-you-wanna-date-my-avatar/ …