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BREAKING NEWS — LEA11 — 25 May — Despite the shocking news that Vice President Hamlet has spontaneously combusted in office, today’s SMO10b celebration continued as planned. President SMO used the day to choose a new running mate, and we are pleased to announce that she has chosen Mikati Slade. I hope everyone will get behind this dynamic Oh / Slade ’13 ticket!

Here are some pix from today
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8 Responses to “SMO10b”

  1. Monerda
    2013/05/26 at 04:08 #

    These posters are priceless! Erm, is that Bishop Tutu choking the living shit out of SMO?

    • Vaneeesa Blaylock
      2013/05/26 at 07:56 #

      Thankies! It was dumb luck, I mean serendipity, the way the promo posters just seemed to roll into the documentation materials.

      As for the image in question, I was not present at that particular photo shoot (I don’t think that one was done in your booth) however I’d agree that to my eyes also it does seem to be the legendary Bishop.

      Ms. Oh has certainly seen & done a lot in one avatar lifetime.

      Taken as a whole, the achievements of the Oh family: SaveMe, Bryn, Physicist, Selavy, etc, are quite remarkable. Considering the unremarkableness of the Blaylock lineage, I must confess I’ve always harbored just the tiniest bit of envy for their legendary family.

      Then again, few and unimpressive as we may be, at least the Blaylocks still speak to each other. So perhaps it’s a classic case of “the other avatar’s surname is less dysfunctional”

  2. SaveMe Oh
    2013/05/26 at 09:11 #

    Dumb luck doesn’t exist, this was a carefully prepared campaign, started 6 years ago. But great that it looks like dumb luck.

  3. Apmel
    2013/05/26 at 09:25 #

    Oh / Slade is a perfect combination! SaveMe needed somebody with good looks beside her on the posters for their campaign.

    • Vaneeesa Blaylock
      2013/05/26 at 14:36 #

      Sounds like someone is calling for an assassination / coup even before the election!

  4. SaveMe Oh
    2013/05/26 at 09:27 #

    As I said before every step is carefully planned so I would urge you not to use the name RUNNING MATE, but RUNNING SLADE instead. Thank you for your cooperation. (the poor girl ran her lungs out yesterday to make you all understand that!!!).

  5. Vaneeesa Blaylock
    2013/05/26 at 10:12 #

    Enough about you, let’s talk about me! Don’t you think it was brilliant the way I got SMO to turn my failed and boring LEA disaster into an art masterpiece?

    It’s the new era of Just In Time Performance Art! JIT-PA. All you have to do is make a few posters and then let other people fill in the art for you. Gawd, I feel like Rodin. Or Mark Kostabi even.

  6. SaveMe Oh
    2013/05/26 at 11:21 #

    I always give everybody the freedom to believe how smart they made use of my fame. As my goal is to save everybody it thrills me you feel like Rodin. Or SaveMe Oh even.